KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST

 

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign？

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead,Go Slow."

老师：你怎么迟到了？

Webster: 因为那个标志牌啊。

老师：什么标志牌？

Webster：就是那个－－“前方有学校，慢行。”

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

这 个不能翻译成中文。因为笑点在于table这个词。table有桌子的意思，可也有其它很多不同的意思，其中一个是乘法表。老师问Cindy，为什么不在 桌子上做算术题，在地板上做。Cindy困惑地回答道，哦？是你叫我不要用table的啊～～ （其实老师的意思是不要用乘法表啦）

TEACHER: John, how do you spell"crocodile?"

JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how Ispell it!

老师：John，你怎么拼“crocodile”这个词？

John：K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

老师：不对，拼错了。

John：也许是错了，可是你问我我是怎么拼的嘛！

 

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

老师：水的化学名称是什么？

Sarah：H I J K L M N O

老师：你在说些什么啊？
Sarah：昨天是你说H2O(H to O，即由H到O) 的啊！

 

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America .

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: George!

老师：George，走到地图前，找出北美。

George：就在这里，老师。

老师：对。好，同学们，那到底是谁发现美洲的呢？

同学们：George！

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WILLIE: Me!

老师：Willie，请讲出一样现在存在可十年前还没出现的重要事物。

Willie：我！

 

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

老师：Tommy，为什么你总是那么脏脏的？

Tommy：因为我比你离地面近多了啊！

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with"I."

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

老师：Ellen，用“I”这个字造个句。

Ellen：I is 。。。（我是。。。）

老师：不对，Ellen。应该说“I am。。。”

Ellen：好吧。 我是字母表的第9个字母。

 

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

老师：有谁可以举个关于“巧合”的例子。

Johnny：老师，我妈妈和爸爸刚好是同一天同一时间结婚的。

 

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog"is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

老师：Desmond，你那篇“我的狗”的作文，怎么和你哥哥的那篇一摸一样？你是抄你哥哥的吗？

Desmond：不是的老师，那是因为我们写的是同一只狗啊！

 

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PUPIL: A teacher.

老师：一个人不断地在唠叨别人没有任何兴趣的事情，那种人我们怎么称呼？

Paul：老师。