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我的地盘我做主......... 2008-03-05 11:50:10: 有个学生爬墙出校，被校长抓到.校长问他为什么不从校门走，
他指着自己的T-SHIRT说：美特斯邦威，不走寻常路。　
校长又问他这么高的墙怎么翻过去啊？
他指了指裤子说：李宁，一切皆有可能。　
校长又问他翻墙是什么感觉？
他指了指鞋子说：特步，飞一般的感觉。　　

第二天他从正门进学校.校长问他怎么不翻墙啦？

他说：安踏，我选择，我喜欢。　　

第三天他穿混混装。校长说不能穿混混装。

他说：穿什么就是什么，森玛服饰。　　

第四天他穿背心上学。校长说不能穿背心上学。

他说：男人，简单就行，爱蹬堡服饰。　　

校长说：要记你大过！　　

他说：为什么？　　

校长说：动感地带，我的地盘，我做主。

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泡泡

不敢当啊。翻译的比愿意都棒。

2008-03-08 19:45:03

泡泡

It was the day before Easter and Peter Cottontail was very busy. As the Chief Easter Bunny, it was his job to hide all the eggs for all the Easter egg hunts around the world. Peter wanted to be sure that he had enough of the beautifully colored eggs for everyone. So he was counting them all.But he kept getting distracted and losing count.

2008-03-06 22:25:29

泡泡

First, Peter thought he heard the meow of one little kitten. But he didn't see a kitten. Next he thought he heard two meows from two kittens, but he still didn't see anything. Then Peter thought he heard three meows from three little kittens. "Maybe they're outside," thought Peter. So, he opened the door and sure engough...

2008-03-06 22:24:52

泡泡

he left the House, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often."

　　　

In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door. When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again."

2008-03-06 22:20:21